Midnight infomercial

Midnight infomercial

The commercial started playing. A man in an expensive suite seemingly unaware of the camera walked with his hand behind his back. 

 

" oh hey there " he said, noticing the camera " have you ever wanted your own hunger games? Or get a few pals together and run your own squid game for the neighbourhood?" 

 

He stopped walking and looked at the camera " we here at e-corp prioritize our clients and their experience in the game. Our latest ongoing project we even made him CEO and fired him before he even got paid or knew anything about it." 

 

An old TV from the 90's got rolled into frame showing a man that was unaware he was being filmed typing on his phone. 

 

"There he is. He doesn't know but all our employees are tasked with copping every small mannerism" the man on the TV looked straight at the camera and shrugged his shoulders " I think that's what they get paid for but I'll never know" he said in a corny voice. 

 

" No you won't! " said the man in the suit walking away from the TV chuckling as a jingle started playing. 

 

" Evil Corp they didn't choose when it started they don't choose when it ends. 

 

Because why would they. " 

 

" so what are you waiting for!" Said the man in the suit " call 1800ecorp and we will take care of everything" 

 

The slogan flashed on the screen "Ecorp. It's complicated" the man got close to the screen and put a hand close to his lips and whispered " but not really"